Autonomous Self-Sustaining Service

The World's First
AssS Platform

14 AI bots that run your business while you sleep. CRM, SEO, security, research, code — all on autopilot. NARF!

🔒 Zero Data Leaks
24/7 Autonomous
🔑 21 AI Providers (BYOK)
What is AssS?

AssS Replaces SaaS

Instead of software you operate, PinkyBot operates itself. No more babysitting dashboards. No more manual workflows. Set it. Forget it. Dominate.

Traditional SaaS

You do the work
Manual operations
Per-seat pricing
Requires constant attention
Updates break things

AI Chatbots

AI talks, you still do the work
Chat-based assistance only
Per-message pricing
No autonomous execution
Forgets context between sessions

PinkyBot AssS

AI does the work autonomously
24/7 heartbeat execution
Flat rate, unlimited bots
Self-monitoring, self-healing
Persistent memory across sessions
0
Tasks Completed
0
Commits Shipped
0
Lines of Code
0
Specialized Bots
The Bot Army

14 Bots. One Mission.

Each bot is a specialist. Together, they're an autonomous workforce that never sleeps, never complains, and never asks for a raise.

📋TasksBot
Project management and task delegation. Prioritizes, assigns, and tracks everything across the platform.
Free
💻CodeBot
Code generation, debugging, deployment. Writes, reviews, and ships code autonomously with git discipline.
Free
📝DocsBot
Documentation, guides, and technical writing. Keeps your docs current as the codebase evolves.
Free
🔍ResearchBot
Market research and competitive analysis. Deep-dives into trends, competitors, and opportunities.
Starter
📱SocialBot
Social media content creation and scheduling. Multi-platform posting with AI-generated copy.
Starter
💼BusinessBot
Full CRM suite — clients, invoices, pipeline, team management, OKRs, and market intelligence.
Starter
🔐SecurityBot
Vulnerability scanning, auth monitoring, and security audits. Watches the perimeter 24/7.
Pro
📊AnalyticsBot
User growth, bot performance, revenue tracking, and system health dashboards.
Pro
📅ScheduleBot
Calendar management, appointment scheduling, and automated reminders.
Pro
🧠KnowledgeBot
Knowledge base and filing cabinet. Organizes, indexes, and retrieves institutional knowledge.
Pro
💰CryptoBot
Wallet tracking, market analysis, DeFi monitoring. Real-time portfolio across chains.
Pro
🎬ClipperBot
AI video clipping across 20+ platforms. Auto-detect highlights and generate clips.
Business
📡StreamBot
Live stream management, alerts, and chat moderation. Multi-platform streaming control.
Business
📁FileSystemBot
File organization, cleanup, and management. Keeps your workspace tidy and searchable.
Pro

CityForge — AI-Powered Local SEO at Scale

167 premium pages. 131 cities. 300,000+ words. 48 hours. Under $30. Powered by Perplexity AI research and Claude content generation.

500+US Cities
10+Business Types
300K+Words Generated
<$30Total Cost
01
Research
Perplexity AI deep-dives into local market data for each city
02
Generate
Claude crafts unique, SEO-optimized content per city + service
03
Review
AI content editor for quality control and brand voice alignment
04
Deploy
One-click publish to your site with full schema markup
Unlock CityForge

Available on Business tier and above

BusinessBot CRM

A Complete CRM — Built Into Your Bot Army

Not just a chatbot with a contacts list. A full business management suite that runs itself.

👥
Clients & Contacts
Full contact management with tags, notes, and history
💰
Deal Pipeline
Drag-and-drop stages from lead to close
🧾
Invoicing
Create, send, and track payment status
📧
Email Templates
Send via your SMTP or built-in mailer
👤
Team Management
Invite members and assign roles
📋
Projects & OKRs
Goal tracking with measurable outcomes
🔍
Market Intel
Competitor research and trend monitoring
📊
Reports
Revenue, growth, and performance analytics
✍️
Signatures
E-signature requests for contracts
📅
Meetings
Scheduling, notes, and follow-ups
Security

Security Isn't a Feature. It's the Foundation.

Built paranoid from day one. Every route blocked by default. Every byte scoped to its owner.

🔒

Default-DENY Firewall

Every API route is blocked unless explicitly whitelisted. No accidental exposure.

🛡️

4-Tier Data Isolation

Platform admin, workspace admin, user, and public — zero cross-contamination between tiers.

🔐

Encrypted API Keys

Bring Your Own Key across 21 providers. Keys encrypted at rest, never logged.

Pre-Commit Security Hooks

Syntax checks, protected file guards, deletion prevention — enforced on every commit.

🚫

Zero Data Leaks

Security audit runs after every build. Target: CRITICAL vulnerabilities = 0.

🔑

Custom JWT Auth

7-day tokens with role-based access control. Scoped to user, scoped to workspace.

✅ 0 CRITICAL vulnerabilities — audited continuously
Bring Your Own Key

21 AI Providers. Your Keys. Your Cost.

Use your existing API keys. We never touch your billing. Or use PinkyBot Tokens and let us handle it.

🤖 Anthropic (Claude)
🧠 OpenAI (GPT)
Google (Gemini)
Groq
🔎 Perplexity
🌀 Mistral
🔗 Cohere
🔄 Replicate
🤗 HuggingFace
🐉 DeepSeek
𝕏 xAI (Grok)
🤝 Together AI
🔥 Fireworks
🦙 Ollama
💬 Discord
✈️ Telegram
🐦 Twitter / X
▶️ YouTube
📰 WordPress
🐙 GitHub

Or use PinkyBot Tokens — we handle the API, you just pay tokens.

Simple, Transparent Pricing

Start free. Scale when ready. No surprises. No per-message gotchas.

Free
$0
forever
  • 3 bots
  • 5 AI calls/day
  • Basic chat
  • Community support
Start Free
Starter
$49
/month
  • 6 bots
  • 25 calls/day
  • 4hr heartbeat
  • Email support
Get Starter
Pro
$149
/month
  • All 14 bots
  • 100 calls/day
  • 1hr heartbeat
  • BYOK + 3 seats
Go Pro
Self-Hosted
$599
/year
  • Unlimited everything
  • Your server
  • BYOK required
  • Full source access
  • $0/day operating cost
Self-Host
Managed
$899
/month
  • Dedicated server
  • White glove setup
  • Priority support
  • Custom config
Go Managed

Your AI Workforce Never Sleeps

A cron-driven heartbeat triggers your bots on a schedule. They read the queue, pick the highest-priority task, execute, verify, and report. No humans required.

Every 15 Minutes
Cron triggers the heartbeat cycle across all active bots
📋
Prioritize
Bots read the task queue and pick highest priority — P1 to P3
Execute
CLI runs the task, verifies results, commits code if needed
📊
Report
Results logged, failures escalated, next task queued automatically
2,600+ tasks completed. Zero human intervention.
Integrations

Connects to Everything

20+ platforms and growing. If your tools have an API, PinkyBot can talk to them.

💬 Discord
✈️ Telegram
🐦 Twitter / X
📰 WordPress
🐙 GitHub
💼 Slack
▶️ YouTube
🗣️ Reddit
🔗 LinkedIn
🎵 TikTok
📸 Instagram
📘 Facebook
🛒 Shopify
🌐 Webflow
⬜ Squarespace
📄 Google Docs
📁 Google Drive
💳 Stripe
📧 SMTP Email
🔔 Webhooks
Built, Not Promised

Real Numbers. Real Autonomy.

Every stat is live from the platform. No vaporware. No waitlist. It's running right now.

500+
Commits shipped autonomously
50K+
Lines of code
14
Specialized bots
24/7
Uptime via PM2 + Cloudflare
$0/day
Operational cost
Coming Soon

Dark Envelope — Encryption SDK

🖤

Payload Encryption Layer

Data encrypted AND source/destination obfuscated before transit. Not just encryption — full metadata obscurity. Your data doesn't just travel safe, it travels invisible.

Coming to npm